So Jane has been obsessed for months with this duck video we showed her on YouTube. It’s a three minute sort of annoying but sort of funny and catchy cartoon called The Duck Song.
She always points at the computer and says “Quack quack?” to ask for it. Except when she says “quack” it sounds like “cock”.
I was at the park with a friend telling her how disturbing/funny we think it is that Jane is always pointing at the comptuer saying “Cock? I want cock!!”
My friend dug around in her gigantic mom-bag and said “oh we just got some rubber ducks at this event last weekend”. She pulled out one yellow and one black duck. “Here’s a big black one for her”. (snicker, snicker…)
Jane immediately grabbed the duckie and in her very loud and enthusiastic toddler voice said “Ohhhhhh Biiiiiig COCK!”.
(two moms laughing hysterically)
“Ummm yes Jane that’s a big duck. Can you say… duck?”